Silly Quotes

Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent it from coming back. Nigerian Proverb

Author: Nigerian Proverb Quotes

Keywords: away :: back :: coming :: even :: from :: have :: if :: is :: it :: like :: love :: not :: prevent :: pushed :: seaweed :: will :: you

Subject: Love Quotes :: Silly Quotes

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Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome! Gerard Way

Author: Gerard Way Quotes

Keywords: awsome :: cause :: fu :: gotten :: has :: have :: it :: kung :: lately :: my :: seen :: totally :: you

Subject: Funny Quotes :: Music Quotes :: Silly Quotes

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Sometimes I wave to people I don`t know. It`s very dangerous to wave to someone you don`t know, because what if they don`t have a hand? They`ll think you`re cocky. `Look what I got... This thing is useful. I`m gonna go pick somethin` up.` Mitch Hedberg

Author: Mitch Hedberg Quotes

Keywords: because :: cocky :: dangerous :: don :: go :: gonna :: got :: hand :: have :: if :: is :: it :: know :: ll :: look :: people :: pick :: re :: someone :: somethin :: sometimes :: they :: thing :: think :: this :: to :: up :: useful :: very :: wave :: what :: you

Subject: Comedy Quotes :: Funny Quotes :: Silly Quotes

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I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential. Mitch Hedberg

Author: Mitch Hedberg Quotes

Keywords: achieves :: are :: at :: bar :: because :: better :: buy :: candy :: drop :: fall :: flavor :: if :: is :: it :: its :: like :: machines :: maximum :: oftentimes :: potential :: snacks :: so :: store :: that :: the :: they :: vending :: when :: will

Subject: Comedy Quotes :: Food Quotes :: Funny Quotes :: Silly Quotes

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Every time I go and shave, I assume there`s someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, `I`m gonna go shave, too.` Mitch Hedberg

Author: Mitch Hedberg Quotes

Keywords: and :: assume :: else :: every :: go :: gonna :: on :: planet :: say :: shave :: shaving :: so :: someone :: the :: there :: time :: too

Subject: Comedy Quotes :: Silly Quotes

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Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. Geraldo Rivera

Author: Geraldo Rivera Quotes

Keywords: blow :: can :: job :: never :: pants :: take :: up :: where :: winds :: winter :: your

Subject: Silly Quotes :: Work Quotes

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I am a zizzer zazzer zuzz as you can plainly see. Dr. Seuss

Author: Dr. Seuss Quotes

Keywords: am :: as :: can :: plainly :: see :: you :: zazzer :: zizzer :: zuzz

Subject: Humor Quotes :: Silly Quotes

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There`s no half-singing in the shower, you`re either a rock star or an opera diva. Josh Groban

Author: Josh Groban Quotes

Keywords: an :: diva :: either :: half :: in :: no :: opera :: or :: re :: rock :: shower :: singing :: star :: the :: there :: you

Subject: Funny Quotes :: Silly Quotes :: Song Quotes

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I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?` Arnold Hirsch

Author: Arnold Hirsch Quotes

Keywords: alphabet :: effect :: full :: get :: if :: illiterate :: of :: people :: soup :: the :: wonder

Subject: Comedy Quotes :: Humor Quotes :: Silly Quotes :: TV Series Quotes

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