Pets Quotes
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Birds Quotes
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Nature Quotes
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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings
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Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It’s like having a little pet for your face.
Anita Wise
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I have heard of a dog that barked at every stranger who approached his master`s premises with clothes on, but was easily quieted by a naked thief
Henry David Thoreau
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Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Jacquelyn Mitchard
Subject: Pets QuotesSource: quotationspage.com
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Unknown
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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you`re RIGHT! I NEVER would`ve thought of that!`
Dave Barry
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain
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I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
Jean Cocteau
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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Winston Churchill
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I loved all the Aaron Spelling shows, ‘Beverly Hills 90210` and ‘Models Inc.` At that time, I had pet rats I was raising and I always named all the baby rats after the characters in the shows.
Paris Hilton
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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
Paris Hilton
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We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us.
Maurice Maeterlinck
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We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.
Anna Sewell
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
Fran Lebowitz
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
A.J. Ellison
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I`m a dog. Tomorrow I`ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There`s so little hope for advancement.
Charles M. Schulz
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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That`s almost $7.00 in dog money.
Adalius Thomas
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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that`s how dogs spend their lives.
Sue Murphy
