In Washington, the first thing people tell you is what their job is. In Los Angeles you learn their star sign. In Houston you`re told how rich they are. And in New York they tell you what their rent is.
Simon Hoggart
I went to see a band in New York. The lead singer got on the microphone, and he said How many of you people feel like human beings tonight? Then he said How many of you feel like animals? And everyone cheered after the animals part. But the thing is, I ch...
Mitch Hedberg
New York`s such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I`d like a card." He says, "You have to prove you`re a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.
Emo Philips
Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much...the wheel, New York, wars and so on...while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had...
Douglas Adams
I can`t wait to get back to New York City where at least when I walk down the streat, no one ever hesitates to tell me exactly what they think of me.
Ani DiFranco
They say life`s what happens when you`re busy making other plans. But sometimes in New York, life is what happens when you`re waiting for a table.
Sarah Parker
A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.
Mignon McLaughlin
