Driving Quotes

A people who`s primary aims are driving, shopping, and television are subject to terrorism at any time. Steven Deitz

Author: Steven Deitz Quotes

Keywords: aims :: and :: any :: are :: at :: driving :: people :: primary :: shopping :: subject :: television :: terrorism :: time :: to :: who

Subject: Driving Quotes :: Television Quotes :: Terrorism Quotes

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Man drives, but the Creator holds the reins Jewish Proverb

Author: Jewish Proverb Quotes

Keywords: but :: creator :: drives :: holds :: man :: reins :: the

Subject: Driving Quotes :: God Quotes

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A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the climate with a flick of the button, changing the music with the switch of a dial. Andrew H. Malcolm

Author: Andrew H. Malcolm Quotes

Keywords: bucket :: button :: changing :: climate :: dial :: direction :: driver :: flick :: is :: king :: music :: of :: on :: seat :: switch :: the :: throne :: turn :: vinyl :: wheel :: with

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said `Parking Fine.` Tommy Cooper

Author: Tommy Cooper Quotes

Keywords: actually :: complimented :: driving :: fine :: it :: know :: left :: little :: me :: my :: note :: on :: parking :: said :: somebody :: the :: they :: today :: windscreen :: you

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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. Stephen Wright

Author: Stephen Wright Quotes

Keywords: car :: dizzy :: driving :: for :: got :: had :: my :: stop :: the :: tires :: to :: while

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin

Author: George Carlin Quotes

Keywords: an :: and :: anybody :: anyone :: driving :: ever :: faster :: going :: have :: idiot :: is :: maniac :: noticed :: slower :: than :: that :: you

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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac George Carlin

Author: George Carlin Quotes

Keywords: an :: and :: anybody :: anyone :: ever :: faster :: going :: have :: idiot :: is :: maniac :: noticed :: slower :: than :: you

Subject: Driving Quotes :: Funny Quotes

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I can`t swim. I can`t drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? Dylan Moran

Author: Dylan Moran Quotes

Keywords: but :: can :: crash :: drive :: either :: going :: if :: into :: lake :: learn :: swim :: then :: thought :: to :: was :: well :: what

Subject: Comedy Quotes :: Driving Quotes

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