Driving Quotes
A people who`s primary aims are driving, shopping, and television are subject to terrorism at any time.
Steven Deitz
Man drives, but the Creator holds the reins
Jewish Proverb
A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the climate with a flick of the button, changing the music with the switch of a dial.
Andrew H. Malcolm
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said `Parking Fine.`
Tommy Cooper
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
Stephen Wright
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac
George Carlin
I can`t swim. I can`t drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?
Dylan Moran