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Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.
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Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
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We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we`ve heard in fairy tales.
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We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
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Name
Yakov Smirnoff
Age
59
Date of Birth
January 24
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1951
Birthplace
Odessa, Soviet Union
Star Sign
Aquarius
Nationality
Ukrainian
Occupation
Comic
Category
Ukrainian Comic
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