Woody Allen Quotes (page 19)
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The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5`7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
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It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one`s hat keeps blowing off.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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As the poet said, `Only God can make a tree` -- probably because it`s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
