Will Rogers Quotes (page 5)
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We can`t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
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If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. `Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that`s mass production.
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If I studied all my life, I couldn`t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"