W.C. Fields Quotes (page 3)
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My illness is due to my doctor`s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
