Tommy Cooper Quotes
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said `Parking Fine.`
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
| Name | Tommy Cooper |
