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Tommy Cooper Quotes

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said `Parking Fine.`

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Subject: Driving Quotes :: Funny Quotes

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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

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Subject: Funny Quotes :: Police Quotes

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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

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Subject: Dreams Quotes

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