Tim Vine Quotes
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You see I`m against hunting, in fact I`m a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said `Parking Fine.` So that was nice.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.
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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world`s your oyster, go for it.`"
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So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said `Is that the local swimming baths?` He said `It depends where you`re calling from.`
