Tim Allen Quotes (page 2)

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Never comment on a woman`s rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

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Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

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Men are liars. We`ll lie about lying if we have to. I`m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn`t go far didn`t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

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