On why she called everyone "dahling": "Because all my life I`ve been terrible at remembering people`s names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive."
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water - I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.
On seeing a former lover for the first time in years: "I thought I told you to wait in the car."
