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the attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad

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Subject: Prohibition Quotes

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Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable; the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it.

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Subject: Electricity Quotes

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Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica.

Keywords: alice :: britannica :: encyclopedia :: have :: in :: personally :: sooner :: than :: the :: whole :: wonderland :: would :: written

Subject: Imagination Quotes

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Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Keywords: dimple :: girl :: in :: love :: makes :: man :: many :: marrying :: mistake :: of :: the :: whole :: with

Subject: Marriage Quotes

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