Stephen Colbert Quotes
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Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny.
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When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday.
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[on what he would like to ask former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean] The media tries to portray you as an angry candidate. Doesn`t that piss you off?
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[on his mock "crusade" against the Associated Press regarding his claim that coined the word "truthiness"] It`s a sin of omission, is what it is. You`re not giving people the whole story about truthiness. It`s like Shakespeare still being alive and not as...
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[on his creativity] I wrote things for the school`s newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.
| Name | Stephen Colbert |
| Age | 45 |
| Height | 5' 10?" (179 cm) |
| Date of Birth | May 13, 1964 |
| Birthplace | Charleston, South Carolina |
| Star Sign | Taurus |
| Nationality | American |
| Occupation | Comic |
| Category | American Comic |
