Stephen Colbert Quotes (page 3)
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[on writing] I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn`t like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a dif...
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[Deseret Morning News (Salt Lake City, UT), January 23, 2004] Since there`s not more news than there used to be, but there`s way more time, and more channels doing it all the time, so that analysis has become much more than news . . . They really have to ...
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I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.
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We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in `reality.` And reality has a well known liberal bias.
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When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday -- no matter what happened Tuesday.
