Stephen Colbert Quotes (page 2)
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The fact that they looked it up in a book just shows that they don`t get the idea of truthiness at all. You don`t look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut.
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[to Howard Kurtz on "CNN Reliable Sources," January 25, 2004] We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do. Because we get it off the AP feed, and then we don`t have to write anything for the next five min...
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[about the Washington press corps] But, listen, let`s review the rules. Here`s how it works. The President makes decisions, he`s the decider. The Press Secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, annou...
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[The Union Leader (Manchester NH, January 25, 2004, when asked why people should watch "The Daily Show" (1996)] You shouldn`t listen to us at all if you`re looking for information. We don`t take ourselves seriously on any level; we`re just comedians . . ....
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[stating that the best moment in the 2004 campaign for Democratic presidential nominee was Howard Dean`s post-Iowa speech] "Because clearly everybody was captivated by it. I think that`s an argument why he should be President, because he can capture every...
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