Scott Adams Quotes (page 3)
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists ...
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The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there`s a lot more living to go, but there isn`t much doubt that I`ll always be the `Dilbert guy.` Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I`ll be `that stabbin` Dilbert guy....
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Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account...
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Give a man a fish, and you`ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he`ll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you`re a consultant.
