Was that incredible? Britney Spears. Wow. She is amazing. She is 25-years-old and she`s already accomplished everything she`s going to accomplish in her life. It`s mind blowing.
[on the US-Iraq war of 2003:] "This is not the first time that Europe has been passive while a Jew-hating tyrant with a weird looking mustache killed the people by giving them gas. [Pause.] Obviously I`m talking about Chef Boyardee."
PREVIOUS
People are always introducing me as "Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne." I HATE that! I wish people would see me for who I really am- I`m white!
