Ron White Quotes (page 2)
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The hardest that I`ve laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed `til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.
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People are saying that I`m an alcoholic, and that`s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I`m a workaholic.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine`s putting in an express lane.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I`ve never been one to look up the ladder. I`ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there`s one guy down there, I`m fine.
