Comedy is acting out optimism.
God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at once.
You`re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn`t lose it.
...And now that you have a child you have to clean up your act, `cause you can`t drink anymore. You can`t come home drunk and go, `Hey, here`s a little switch: Daddy`s gonna throw up on you!`
Cocaine is God`s way of telling you you are making too much money.
| Name | Robin Williams |
| Age | 57 |
| Height | 5' 8" (173 cm) |
| Date of Birth | July 21, 1951 |
| Birthplace | Chicago, IL |
| Star Sign | Cancer |
| Nationality | United States |
| Occupation | Comic |
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