Robert Schimmel Quotes
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Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn`t it make more sense if it was the other way around? But if that was true, then a proctologist would be an astronaut.
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It`s my mission to try and give people fighting the disease the same gifts of laughter and a positive attitude I had. Hopefully, my career as a comic will give me the forum to touch these people.
| Name | Robert Schimmel |
| Age | 60 |
| Hair Color | Bald |
| Date of Birth | January 16, 1950 |
| Birthplace | Bronx, New York |
| Star Sign | Capricorn |
| Nationality | American |
| Occupation | Comic |
| Category | American Comic |
