Robert Benchley Quotes (page 2)
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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
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An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it`s compounding a felony.
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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn`t the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
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As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.
