Rita Rudner Quotes
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I love being married. It`s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they`ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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Before I met my husband, I`d never fallen in love. I`d stepped in it a few times.
| Name | Rita Rudner |
| Age | 56 |
| Hair Color | Brown - Dark |
| Date of Birth | September 17, 1953 |
| Birthplace | Miami, Florida |
| Star Sign | Virgo |
| Nationality | American |
| Occupation | Comic |
| Category | American Comic |
