Rita Rudner Quotes (page 3)
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Before I met my husband, I`d never fallen in love, though I`d stepped in it a few times.
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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
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Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother`s tasted better the day before.
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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn`t mine.
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
