Rita Rudner Quotes (page 2)
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My husband gave me a necklace. It`s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I`m paranoid, but in this day and age, I don`t want something around my neck that`s worth more than my head.
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That`s how rich I want to be.
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I love being married. It`s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor`s office was full of portraits by Picasso.
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When I meet a man I ask myself, `Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?`
