If you`re lucky enough to have a pretty girl love you and share herself and sleep with you, make that your secret. The best way to spoil love is by talking to too many people about it.
I`ve got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you`ve got an old car, you`ve gotta have at least several old cars, `cause one`s always gonna be in the garage.
Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs.
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