Vig used to call me `elf boy,` and I`d call him `filthy human.` As an Elf, I never got a scratch on me, never got dirty. And Vig would come out with blood and sweat all over him. And he`d say to me, `Oh, go manicure your nails.`
We have these digs at each other. Viggo will go on about Elves and how they`re always doing their nails and brushing their long, blonde hair, and being all prissy. And I just say: Well, at least I`m going to live forever! Got that? LIVE FOREVER!