I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That`s like a free compliment and you don`t even gotta be smart to notice it.
I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write `I really enjoyed being here`, but I accidentally wrote `rarely` instead of `really`. But I wanted to use it, I didn`t want to cross it out, so I wrote `I rarely drive steamboats, Dad. There`s a lot of sh*t...
I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That`s a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick?