Matt Groening Quotes (page 4)
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There`s an empty spot I`ve always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.
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All right, brain, you don`t like me, and I don`t like you, but let`s just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.
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I`ll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
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I`m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I`m going to Hell?
