Matt Groening Quotes (page 3)
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How could you?! Haven`t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn`t hear anybody laughing...
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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
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If something is too hard to do, then it`s not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we`ll go inside and watch TV.
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All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say `Yo Goober! Where`s the meat!?` I`m trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don`t win friends with salad.
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I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
