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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, `What`s in it for me?`

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The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.

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The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

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Sex hasn`t been the same since women started enjoying it.

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It`s difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

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