[after winning the Golden Globe for best comedy series ]"This is a sad day for the Golden Globes. It is, however, quite a good day for Larry David. I suspect the wife will be a little forthcoming tonight."
I couldn`t be happier that President [George W. Bush] has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.
When I was living in New York and didn`t have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I`d think, that`ll be good, that`ll be a good spot for me when I`m homeless.