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I`m too short to host a late-night talk show. It`s like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.
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I`m not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.
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I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a `Peanuts` character.
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I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, `When I`m president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, `Dude.`
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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
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