Jon Stewart Quotes (page 2)
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that`s really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change… I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the ...
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I don`t know why people think that somehow the First Amendment applies to network television. It doesn`t. It`s like the way free speech doesn`t apply at work. You can`t just walk into your boss` office and say `you`re a fuckface and I`m gonna go back to w...
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Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the American public by such companies as Enron, Global Crossing, Tyco and Adelphia, we finally got the ringleader. Maybe now we can ...
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But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can find. Of course, our show is obviously at a disadvantage compared to the many news sources that we`re competing with… at a disadva...
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Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here`s what I wonder about Dick Cheney, and the reason that maybe they keep him only in loyalty oath audiences, is if he becomes angry, I do believe he turns into the Hulk. And so, they try and keep...
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