Jon Stewart Quotes (page 10)
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I can be in 20 movies. But I`ll never be an actor.
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Here`s the point - you`re looking at affirmative action, and you`re looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who`s gonna wanna work?
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Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.
