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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I`m grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old`s birthday party, you couldn`t pay me enough.

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I use very few muscles at the best of times.

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I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.

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I think men going bald is certainly off limits, coming from a family as I do, where it`s in our gene pool and it could one day happen to me.

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I get all kinds of ages, it really does range from silly drunk old men to silly drunk young lads. And the same goes for the females.

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