Johnny Carson Quotes
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Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!"
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money
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Never continue in a job you don`t enjoy. If you`re happy in what you`re doing, you`ll like yourself, you`ll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn`t grow up can be vice president.
| Name | Johnny Carson |
| Height | 5' 10?" (179 cm) |
| Eye Color | Green |
| Hair Color | Grey |
| Date of Birth | October 23, 1925 |
| Birthplace | Corning, Iowa |
| Star Sign | Scorpio |
| Died | January 23, 2005 (Aged 80) |
| Location of Death | Malibu, California |
| Cause of Death | Emphysema |
| Nationality | American |
| Occupation | Talk Show Host |
| Category | American Talk Show Host |
