Johnny Carson Quotes (page 2)
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If it weren`t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we`d still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
