I am beginning to know what it feels like to be a woman. To have people looking at you all the time. And I`m sorry ladies, I had no idea! But people are looking at me all the time. It`s like I have musical boobies!
I`m not really good at keeping my own secrets. I can keep other people`s secrets pretty well. Unless they`re really good and people deserve to hear them. And I`ll disseminate the information accordingly.
[As he ties his shoe onstage] "It`s very difficult to tie one shoe with the same tension as the other one, because if one should be a little tighter than the other, the show`s gonna suck. I`m a man of symmetry."
I am beginning to know what it feels like to be a woman. To have people looking at you all the time. And I`m sorry ladies, I had no idea! But people are looking at me all the time. It`s like I have musical boobies!
