Joe Rogan Quotes (page 3)
Never stay in a bad marriage, and don`t hang around with psycho coke fiends.
My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they`re my best friends.
It`s painful for me to watch someone who isn`t funny. It`s horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
It never hurt Lenny Bruce`s career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.