Joan Rivers Quotes
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Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
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If God wanted us to bend over he`d put diamonds on the floor.
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Never floss with a stranger.
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Don’t talk to me about Valentine’s Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
| Name | Joan Rivers |
| Age | 76 |
| Height | 5' 2" (157 cm) |
| Eye Color | Brown - Dark |
| Hair Color | Dyed Blonde |
| Date of Birth | June 8, 1933 |
| Birthplace | Brooklyn, New York |
| Star Sign | Gemini |
| Nationality | American |
| Occupation | Comic |
| Category | American Comic |
