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Joan Rivers Quotes (page 2)

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I don`t excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

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Subject: Exercise Quotes

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I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I`d look like without plastic surgery.

Keywords: could :: had :: know :: like :: look :: plastic :: so :: surgery :: twin :: what :: wish :: without

Subject: Twins Quotes

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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

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Subject: Birth Control Quotes

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God`s gift, that`s why we call it the present.

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Subject: Gifts Quotes :: God Quotes :: The Present Quotes

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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she`s a tramp.

Keywords: around :: asked :: but :: can :: if :: makes :: man :: mistakes :: nineteen :: no :: or :: questions :: she :: sleep :: tramp :: twenty :: woman

Subject: Sex Quotes

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