There`s an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they`re mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they`ve built to look like a temple. It`s just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives.
It`s funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn`t popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I`m throwing up.