Jimmy Kimmel Quotes
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There`s an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they`re mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they`ve built to look like a temple. It`s just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives.
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That`s my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don`t.
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It`s funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn`t popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I`m throwing up.
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I`m a terrible golfer.
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I`m a creative consultant, whatever that means.
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| Name | Jimmy Kimmel |
| Age | 41 |
| Height | 5' 11?" (182 cm) |
| Eye Color | Brown - Dark |
| Hair Color | Black |
| Date of Birth | November 13, 1967 |
| Birthplace | Brooklyn, NY |
| Star Sign | Scorpio |
| Nationality | American |
| Occupation | Talk Show Host |
| Category | American Talk Show Host |
