Jimmy Kimmel Quotes

  • There`s an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they`re mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they`ve built to look like a temple. It`s just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives.
  • That`s my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don`t.
  • It`s funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn`t popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I`m throwing up.
  • I`m a terrible golfer.
  • I`m a creative consultant, whatever that means.
Name Jimmy Kimmel
Age 40
Height 5' 11¾"  (182 cm)
Eye Color Brown - Dark
Hair Color Black
Date of Birth November 13, 1967
Birthplace Brooklyn, NY
Star Sign Scorpio
Nationality United States
Occupation Talk Show Host