Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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It does piss me off when Angelina won`t stop calling.
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For me, stand-up comedy is a conversation between me and the audience. I have to keep them listening. When I`m making jokes about cake for twenty minutes, I have to make sure my audience is interested and following where I`m going.
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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? `...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? `...G...
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"I love the movie previews... you know... Why is it whenever you`re watching a movie preview you always feel like you have to comment on it to the person you`re with? `Yeah... I`m not gonna see that movie. I`m gonna wait for that on VIDEO.` I mean when yo...
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| Name | Jim Gaffigan |
| Age | 43 |
| Height | 6' (183 cm) |
| Eye Color | Blue |
| Hair Color | Red |
| Date of Birth | July 7, 1966 |
| Birthplace | Chesterton, Indiana |
| Star Sign | Cancer |
| Nationality | American |
| Occupation | Comic |
| Category | American Comic |
