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Jim Gaffigan Quotes

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  • Welcome to New York
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  • It does piss me off when Angelina won`t stop calling.
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  • For me, stand-up comedy is a conversation between me and the audience. I have to keep them listening. When I`m making jokes about cake for twenty minutes, I have to make sure my audience is interested and following where I`m going.
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  • "You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? `...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? `...G...
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  • "I love the movie previews... you know... Why is it whenever you`re watching a movie preview you always feel like you have to comment on it to the person you`re with? `Yeah... I`m not gonna see that movie. I`m gonna wait for that on VIDEO.` I mean when yo...
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Name Jim Gaffigan
Age 42
Height 6'  (183 cm)
Eye Color Blue
Hair Color Red
Date of Birth July 7, 1966
Birthplace Chesterton, Indiana
Star Sign Cancer
Nationality United States
Occupation Comic
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