Jay Leno Quotes (page 7)
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Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you`ve met your New Year`s resolution.
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I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good…Maybe you`re not the best, so you should work a little harder.
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I went into a McDonald`s yesterday and said, `I`d like some fries.` The girl at the counter said, `Would you like some fries with that?`
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Here`s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery`?
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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
