I don`t make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare - in fact, unless you`re a good comedian, you`re never going to be able to play Hamlet properly.
[12/5/03, about the cheering fans outside the InterContinentel Hotel, where he was staying in Wellington, New Zealand:] It`s like several Christmases all come at once. They all love Gandalf, but I`m like Father Christmas in the shop. I`m not the real one.
Nobody has ever looked to Hollywood for social advance. Hollywood is a dream factory. I love the way that conservatives think that Hollywood is a bed of radicalism - it couldn`t be more staid and old-ladyship if it tried. The audience don`t give a blind w...