How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there`s five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn`t talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.