Henny Youngman Quotes
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who`ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you`re in the wrong house, that`s what it means.
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn`t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
| Name | Henny Youngman |
| Height | 6' 3" (190 cm) |
| Date of Birth | March 16, 1906 |
| Star Sign | Pisces |
| Died | February 24, 1998 (Aged 92) |
| Occupation | Personality |
