Groucho Marx Quotes (page 9)
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man`s best friend. Inside of a dog, it`s too dark to read.
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People are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.
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A moose is an animal with horns on the front of his head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it.
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My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
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From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
