[On Charles Chaplin]: The greatest compliment I ever got was from Chaplin. He came up to me and said `I wish I could talk like you on the screen.` I said `I think you`re doing alright.` He had made $50 million by that point. He was the best comedian we ev...
[asked in 1975 if he`d seen any recent movies] "I saw Jaws (1975). But I think it would have been funnier if a guppy had swallowed the boat instead of a shark."